Decius wrote:

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

Thats funny. BTW - I've used the Mach 3 for years. Got a free sample of a Quattro, and the Quattro sucks. MACH 3 FOREVER!

-LB

RE: Boing Boing: Gillette's 5-blade razor predicted by The Onion

] Seized cannabis plants. Greek police said that they
] stumbled across a cannabis plantation during the Olympic
] torch relay through the Island of Crete at the weekend.

"Duuude - cant find my zippo. Can I bum a light?" -LB

Pot Plantation discovered by greek police during Olympic Torch Run

] Lake Worth resident Norm Gitzen didn't mind the more than
] half-million bees living in the roof of his house until
] recently. But when the bees started coming into the
] house, stinging him and his nephew, his love of that
] cohabitation changed.
]
] Local beekeepers started removing at least 700,000 bees
] from a tower above his breakfast nook on Tuesday, filling
] four buckets with honey weighing close to 65 pounds.
]
] "This will become a fantastic nuisance ... because they
] will grow and grow," said Palm Beach County Beekeepers
] Association President Ute Hartmann.
]
] The weight of the hives could collapse Gitzen's roof,
] while the honey could attract ants and rodents, Hartmann
] said.
]
] Gitzen said at first the bees were "kind of mesmerizing,"
] and he often sweetened his morning coffee with honey
] dripping from the hives.

Workers removing 700,000 bees from home

] President Bush fell off his bicycle Saturday while riding
] on his ranch, according to White House spokesman Trent
] Duffy.
]
] Bush, who was accompanied on his bike ride by his doctor,
] Richard Tubb, a military agent and a member of the secret
] service, fell about 16 miles into a 17-mile ride. The
] accident caused minor abrasions his chin, upper lip,
] nose,right hand and both knees, but was able to ride back
] home, said Duffy.

"DOH!" Bad enough he fell off of a Segway last June (forgot to turn it on). Now he forgot how to ride a bicycle. And this man has his finger on the button??? -LB

Bush falls on bike ride

] A picture of John Ashcroft's face, made entirely of
] little porn people. -LB

John Ashcroft Penis Face

] Stolen SCO Code in Linux cannot be displayed
]
] The stolen code you are looking for is currently
] unavailable. The operating system that you are accusing
] of copyright violation does not have stolen SCO code. You
] may need to reference the GPL and lower your crack
] smoking dosage.

LMFAO -LB

Cannot find Stolen SCO Code in Linux

Scare your co-workers and clueless enemies with this URL! :D -LB

Unloading Windows

Flash animation. Parody of "Tom Saywer" by the band Rush, lampooning Limbuaghs drug addiction with actual hypocritical quotes from the man himself. Takea a while to load, but its worth it! -LB

Rush Limbaugh parody

] Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news -
] web sites), D-Mass., snowboards during the first day of
] his vacation at Sun Valley in Ketchum, Idaho Thursday,
] March 18, 2004

John Kerry snowboarding

inignoct wrote:
] [ Ha! Not bad. -k]

You are right. Not bad - horrible.

Someone please inform "DJ Jibs" that having a Mac and a copy of Final Cut Pro does not mean he has talent - even though he probably spent the better half of an hour editing this.

Jibs seems to think hes some geek answer to Eminem. Eminem sux and white men can not rap* Didn't Vanilla Ice teach you kids ANYTHING???

LB "Word to yo MOTHER!"

*there is an exception to every rule, and Weird Al is the only white man that should be allowed to rap IMO.

RE: DJ Jibs