Eric Mtoko (ericmtoko@yahoo.co.uk) wrote:

Dear Acidus

I saw your de-cmaster card generating info on my research work,i did like you to help me know more on how to get valid credit owners information is this is also part of my research.Possibly,give me list of sites that can feed me with up-to-date info or help me get the cmaster software to get credit card informations,like card owners name,address,issuing bank e.t.c

I sincerely hope to hearing from you soon.

Regards

Dr.Eric Mtoko

Dear Eric,

Here is how I read your email:

Dear Acidus,

I am a thief specializing in stealing people's identities... ... I mean... ... a "doctor" who is doing "research." Please tell me where I can get illegal information and stolen account numbers. Also, please ignore the fact that, while I am a "doctor," my command of the English language is on par with a 11 year old Pakistani orphan.

I sincerely hope to make you an accessory to my multiple felony convictions soon.

Regards,
A flaming piece of shit.

Email of a 2600 Author mark 2

] Spring Commencement Shifts to Georgia Dome
] May 7, 2005 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM
] Georgia Dome
]
] The 221st Commencement of the Georgia Institute of
] Technology will take place Saturday, May 7, 2005 at
] 9:00AM. This spring commencement will be held at the
] Georgia Dome in Downtown Atlanta. It will include both
] graduate and undergraduate students.

Woo-hoo! Acidus and I are finally get out of this hellhole! Time to start putting my Mechanical Engineering degree and his in Computer Science to work. Opportunity costs be damned!

Of course, the ceremony is four hours of name calling, however the party that night will more than obliterate them from our memory (and probably a lot of other useless information as well).

-janelane

Georgia Institute of Technology :: Campus Calendar & Events

As per my conversation in the air-dried bachelor pad last weekend....

] Nissan will continue building the Skyline GT-R in the
] 21st Century, providing the ultimate driving pleasure to
] even more people worldwide. In its next generation Nissan
] is looking to introducing the Skyline GT-R in other
] markets worldwide.

The 2002 concept ones look pretty fab, but other than that it looks like just another four-door sedan. Its almost as ugly as a Subaru.

Why not get the sexy Porsche 911 Carrera that will get you to 60 mph 0.4 seconds faster with almost 50 more brake horsepower for $20,000 LESS? I mean, honestly....$90k for a Nissan? There's bound to be hardly any German engineering! :-)

Hell, for that amount of money, you could get a Mercedes SL2005 roadster that would charm the pants right off any female in a 5-mile radius. ;-) Or, you could get a Maserati for $3k less than that or a Jaguar XK for $4k less. Check out
http://www.autobytel.com/content/research/catsearch/index.cfm/action/pricelist/
newused/new/listtype/pricelist/price/85000.0000,90000.0000/category/SPRT
if you don't believe me.

I guess now we know why I'd never heard of a Nissan Skyline...there's a fricking REASON why they aren't bringing them to the states anytime soon. :P

-janelane

Nissan Skyline GT-R R34, Skyline GT-R R35 Concept, Skyline GT-R R34 M-Spec Nur - RSportsCars.com

] INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana (AP) -- Eat your way to the bottom
] of almost any bag of popcorn and there they are: the
] rock-hard, jaw-rattling unpopped kernels known as old
] maids.
]
] It's long been known that popcorn kernels must have a
] precise moisture level in their starchy center -- about
] 15 percent -- to explode. But Purdue University
] researchers found the key to a kernel's explosive success
] lies in the composition of its hull.
]
] Unpopped kernels, it turns out, have leaky hulls that
] prevent the moisture pressure buildup needed for them to
] pop and lack the optimal hull structure that allows most
] kernels to explode.

Finally! The mystery is solved! I, for one, can die happy.

CNN.com - Scientists solve unpopped popcorn - Apr 21, 2005

] What's nerdier then Nintendo? How about Acapella
] Nintendo?
]

Fucking awesome.

CollegeHumor.com : New Funny Pictures, Funny Movies, and Funny Hotlinks Daily!

] Some of the many fascinating things that you might find
] obstructing my view of the road inside of Alexi. In case
] you have not guessed it already, Alexi is by no means the
] safest vehicle on the road. Between the 5% tint on the
] windows, the gas masks and wires blocking my front view,
] the highly questionable steering, and the 35 pounds of
] liquid propane on the roof, I pretty much have my bases
] covered in the "constant rolling threat to all things
] living" department. The IV drip bag is real, although the
] blood is actually Mountain Dew and cherry pie filling.

These are just the inside pictures...the outside coolness is at http://66.34.10.12/aaamembersnew/zac/external.htm.

Enjoy!

-janelane

Flamethrowing Hearse

] BENNINGTON, Vermont (Reuters) -- Students occasionally
] parading buck naked around Vermont's Bennington College
] campus has been a tolerated, if peculiar, part of the
] university's student culture here since the 1960s.
]
] Now Robert Graves, hired this year as Bennington's dean
] of students, has embarked on a crusade against public
] nudity -- one that has run afoul of the school's
] free-spirited students.
]
] Students have long enjoyed an informal policy allowing
] them to go naked on campus. Whether it was as a topless
] sunbather lounging on the lawn or students running naked
] at an annual bonfire party, college officials turned a
] blind eye.

You won't see such a policy in a school full of engineering and CS majors, I can tell you that much.

...unless, of course, the ratio considerably improved. ;-)

-janelane

CNN.com - Students fight for right to bare all - Dec 9, 2004

] WASHINGTON (AP) -- Terrorists may seek to down aircraft
] by shining powerful lasers into cockpits to blind pilots
] during landing approaches, U.S. officials warned in a
] bulletin distributed nationwide.
]
] The memo, sent by the FBI and the Homeland Security
] Department, says there is evidence that terrorists have
] explored using lasers as weapons.

Run for the hills, ya'll! Them terrorists is using lasers! They must be in league with some of them aliens from New Mexico!

CNN.com - U.S. warns of terrorist lasers - Dec 9, 2004

] LOS ANGELES (AP) -- All too often, the ring of Debi
] Faris-Cifelli's cell phone means there is another
] abandoned newborn at the morgue, another forsaken child
] for her to name and bury in a shoebox-size coffin under a
] white cross in the California desert.
]
] The money could not come at a better time for
] Faris-Cifelli and her Garden of Angels, the tiny cemetery
] in the town of Calimesa where she has buried dozens of
] tiny children whose mothers didn't hear -- or didn't care
] -- about California's safe-haven law.
]
] Under the 2001 law, parents have three days to abandon
] infants without fear of prosecution. California is one of
] 46 states with such a law.
]
] Faris-Cifelli helped win passage of the law and has made
] it her life's work to spread the word that scared and
] confused parents should drop their newborns at firehouses
] and hospitals -- not in trash cans and alleys. She
] lobbies in states without such laws, talks to teens and
] police and has attended 12 trials of mothers accused of
] abandoning their infants. She also lays the dead to rest.

This story is really amazing. I had no idea that that kind of charity still existed or that there were laws like that in existence. The money certainly couldn't have gone to a more deserving person.

The cause, too, is worthwhile, however I can't help but wonder how much more/less effective a campaign for birth control methods (and NOT, thank you Bush, archaic abstinence) would be.

-janelane

CNN.com - Baby rescuer hits $27 million lottery - Dec 7, 2004

] NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Burger King really wants its
] SpongeBob inflatables back, and the burger chain is even
] willing to offer a one-year's supply of free Whoppers,
] salads or any other item on its menu as a reward for
] information leading to their safe return.
]
] Miami-based Burger King has been inflicted with a spate
] of "Spongenappings" that began Nov. 11 in which vandals
] made off with several gigantic blow-up SpongeBob
] Squarepants figures that were perched on rooftops of
] different restaurants across the country.
] ...
]
] "Burger King Corporation does not condone and strongly
] discourages anyone from going on rooftops or doing
] anything illegal to swipe a SpongeBob SquarePants
] Inflatable," Klein said.

How in the hell would you say that line with a straight face?

:-)

-janelane

'Whopper' of a reward for stolen SpongeBobs - Dec. 3, 2004