Paris Hilton showing off her new products for Girls

This is, in fact, my favorite South Park moment.

YouTube - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

The reason he doesn't love you anymore...

Lysol

This is, in fact, funny.

YouTube - BET - Read A Book (High Quality)

Most sane investors know not to take anything at face value from the rabid idealogues who live in the WSJ Op-Ed section. But regardless of how you feel about the page, you gotta laugh at this comic:

Hillarious.

The Big Picture | Murdoch & the WSJ Editorial Page

Dutch students have developed powdered alcohol which they say can be sold legally to minors.

"Because the alcohol is not in liquid form, we can sell it to people below 16," said project member Martyn van Nierop.

The students said companies interested in making the product commercially could avoid taxes because the alcohol was in powder form.

hehe

Dutch students develop powdered alcohol | Reuters

This IS worth a look.

FARK.com: LOLPRESIDENT!!!1

After eating babies, the WiFi Routers will grow to enormous size and attack our cities!

Don't miss this comic on "wireless radiation" scare journalism.

Wellington Grey -- Miscellanea -- The Truth About WirelessDevices

A PSA about your internet privacy. Anyone got Sarah's myspace link?

YouTube - Everyone Knows Your Name

While being filmed for the hit Imperial TV show TROOPS, Stormtroopers from the infamous Black Sheep Squadron on patrol run into some very familiar characters.

This is really old, but if you've never seen it you really must. I recall going to great effort to download this in 4 parts back in '97.

YouTube - Troops

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