"I didn't remember this, but my dad was obsessed with the Super 8 camera and I just saw these films recently. He's filming and it's my mom trying to hand me to Ronald McDonald. But it's kind of a weird-looking, bad Ronald McDonald - it might even have been a woman.
"I'm screaming in terror and they just keep pushing me towards this clown and I'm like fighting him off."
With The Devil's Rejects starting next weekend I found this kinda funny but it explains Captain Spaulding from House of 1000 Corpses.
