] A frightening scene occurred Thursday afternoon at an
] Inglewood grocery store. Shoppers called police after
] witnessing a bizarre incident on the parking lot.
]
] "I was pulling up to go to the store, [when] this
] gray car pulled up, trunk popped up, guy jumped out with
] handcuffs on. A boy and girl chased him around, threw him
] back in the car, then took off down Gallatin Road,"
] said Tim Wright, eyewitness.
]
] Tim Wright was not the only one who saw it -- others
] told officers the same story. Police are asking others
] who may have information to come forward.

Wasn't there a case a few weeks ago in cali where something similar happened and it turned out to be some sex game? Watch.. Its the new hot sex fetish trend.. Public abduction bondage.. There a news group for that yet?

Either that, or its just more evidence of the fact that all the time really horrible things are happening that you will never hear about.

Shoppers witness strange incident

]] If you're in a contaminated building with no exits
]] whatsoever, at least book it to the opposite corner.
]
] I simply cannot get enough of the ready.gov parodies.

Yes. I agree. I love these. We need to start lobbying Ridge to get us more of those little graphics.

Infact, I'm willing to bet that if you could measure hit for hit, ready.gov's traffic vs everyone who is parodying them.. The cynics would be coming out way ahead..

Unready.net - Be Amused - Chemical Threat - Visual Guide

] UserFriendly makes a stab at the eternal. He's better at
] this then Scott Adams! Unfortunately, the message board
] is sorely in need of moderation. So, I'll ask our audience
] here. Does this comic speak to you? How? Don't be afraid
] to admit a silly supersitious beleif in fate. I'll even
] forgive a fundamentalist religious conviction. I just
] want some perspectives.

Durring the periods when I had customer facing support roles at ISPs, I used to frequent UserFriendly often. Although, I'll admit to having trailed off due to not wanting to be reminded of that particular hell.

I am glad this particular comic found its way to me. This one is a gem.

UserFriendly Strip - Feb. 22

] Pentagon officials have openly speculated that one man is
] behind the terror that has immobilized the American
] capital. "We have seen his work in the past. We don't
] need UN inspectors to tell us who is behind today's
] events," proclaimed Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
] "Only one man has the technology to grasp Washington in
] his icy clutch: Mr. Ten Below himself, the Snow Miser."
]
] The State Department issued a release which stated: "We
] have incontrovertible evidence that the Snow Miser is an
] Al-Qaeda operative." The report also stated, "It is no
] coincidence that this white powder was targeted on the
] nation's capital."

BBspot - Snow Miser Suspected in D.C. Snow Attack

] The weapons you are looking for are currently
] unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical
] difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons
] inspectors mandate.

Read Carefully

Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction

] Touch your sack, not Iraq

] Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your
] own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love
] and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please
] fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to
] masturbate for peace. We will share the most thoughtful
] petitions on this site.

Aka:

] Rub your snake for peace's sake
] War's for squares, play downstairs
] Stop war now, milk your cow
] When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
] Down with war, stroke some more
] War is cruel - flog your mule
] Don't attack - play with Jack
] Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
] My pussy doesn't meow, it roars -- for peace.
] Give your Bush the finger!
] For peace to work, you need to jerk
] War is heinous, thumb your anus
] You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
] War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
] War is wrong, whack your schlong.
] My 'friendly fire' harms no-one
] Palms Not Bombs
] I'm going blind for Mankind
] War is silly, whack your willy
] Think globally, whack locally
] (Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)

Um.. Sure, why not? This gets wacky points I guess..

Masturbate for Peace: Using Masturbation to End War

"San Diego, Calif. -- Hoping for a simultaneous marketing and military coup, the Bush administration today officially set a war date, announcing that the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq will be part of the Super Bowl XXXVII halftime show."

Brilliant satire. :)

U.S.-Led Iraq War Slated For Super Bowl Halftime Show

] Brilliantly, seditiously remixed State of the Union
] address video.

This is really well done...

I've been wondering how long it was going to take for this kinda stuff to show up..

Deconstructing Bush...

He came, he saw, he lagged out.

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Be sure to read all of the text. I found this line particularly humorous:

"And introducing Osama Bin Laden as the Phantom Menace"

Gulf Wars - Episode II - Clone of the Attack