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An Apology and a Peace Offering!
Topic: Miscellaneous 6:09 am EST, Feb 16, 2011

Well, after a long stretch in Federal Prison for decapitating my neighbor and feeding her remains to this panhandler who apparently wasn't lying all those times he told me he needed "to get something to eat" I have returned to And while some of you may know that I have always had half of a love-hate relationship with the memestreams concept and community, I might say that this site, upon reflection, is nowhere near as stupid and shitty as Facebook, Twitter, Myspace or most of the other inanely named pieces of shit littering the side of the information superhighway.

So, in exchange for your forgiveness, I offer you...

The recipe for Coca Cola.

The recipe:
Fluid extract of Coca: 3 drams USP
Citric acid: 3 oz
Caffeine: 1 oz
Sugar: 30 (unclear quantity)
Water: 2.5 gal
Lime juice: 2 pints, 1 quart
Vanilla: 1 oz
Caramel: 1.5 oz or more for color

The secret 7X flavor (use 2 oz of flavor to 5 gals syrup):
Alcohol: 8 oz
Orange oil: 20 drops
Lemon oil: 30 drops
Nutmeg oil: 10 drops
Coriander: 5 drops
Neroli: 10 drops
Cinnamon: 10 drops

Go make millions! I'd advise you to put the cocaine back in the stuff, though. That'll give it an edge the other cola makers don't have.

An Apology and a Peace Offering!

Little Known Fact About Naked Lunch
Topic: Miscellaneous 8:45 pm EDT, Jul 16, 2009

Herman Miller, the office furniture company responsible for the Eames Easy Chair and the very popular Herman Miller Aeron Chair, is widely know to have invented the office cubicle. However, not many people realize that they also had a hand in bringing David Cronenberg's vision of William S. Burrough's novel Naked Lunch to the screen in 1991.

In the film, the character Tom Frost has a shape-shifting talking insectoid typewriter called "Martinelli", and this impressive special effect was designed by Herman Miller, whom Cronenberg approached with the idea after noticing the distinct design of their office furniture. He felt that the furniture had insect-like qualities which could benefit the look of the film.

Sarah Palin To Sell Little Trig On E-Bay!
Topic: Miscellaneous 1:56 am EDT, Sep 28, 2008

I cannot bring myself to elect a woman to the office of vice-president who would be so callous as to sell the retarded fruit of her loins to a perfect stranger on E-bay! Look out, memestreams community. All truth aside, this video is rather amusing. Research its history and credits at your leisure.

Sarah Palin To Sell Little Trig On E-Bay!

Giuliani Is a Coward and a Fraud!!!
Topic: Miscellaneous 4:07 am EDT, Aug 28, 2008

He did nothing on September 11th, except reflect the sun off of his shining bald head. He's an incestuous, philandering, psychopathic pig. Each night I pray for his fatal heart attack. He is a republican of convenience, a buck-toothed, mush-mouthed, lisping, stuttering douchebag, and he would destroy this world, if given the chance. He is everything that the staunchest Bush-bashers feared W. would be. Guiliani and Romney may well be in the run up to the Republican Veep spot, but they are decidedly in the running for the Anti-Christ spot.

I hope they both choke.

Rudy Giuliani was a hated mayor with no experience on any level of national importance. NOTHING. Unlike Obama, Rudy chickened out of facing down Hillary Clinton. He is a coward. He is a fraud. He has made millions of dollars and garnered much undeserved goodwill by exploiting the victims of 911. If he had done his job in a truly dignified way, Many police, EMTs and Firefighters would still be alive today.

He, like a vampire, sucks on their blood and memories for personal gain.

Fuck him. He's a disgrace to humanity and America and the bastard should be strapped down to a chair and forced to confront all of the evil he left in his wake.

Classless. Nice combover, asshole. I'd love to kick your ass.

The Clintons are Murderers By Any Name
Topic: Miscellaneous 1:24 am EDT, Aug 21, 2008

If one is a conspiracy theorist of the first order, I wish to cut through the B.S. and pleasantry (aren't they the same anyway) to let the public learn of some hard facts regarding non-wartime murders possibly committed through the orders and/or actions of unscrupulous, racist, immoral and psychotic rebel carpetbaggers who once ran our nation into 9/11, future recessions and Bush presidencies (Jeb '12). The Clintons have a history of leaving questionable death in their wake. Let's look up Ron Brown, the Ives and Henry murders, the Waco murders, the Ruby Ridge murders, Vince Foster's suicide, Bill Gwatney, Tim Russert, Mary Mahoney, AND, in no particular order:

C. Victor Raiser II - & - Montgomery Raiser: Major players in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992.

Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as a "Dear friend and trusted advisor".

Ed Willey - Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in Virginia of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events.

Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park's son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house.

James Bunch - Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a "Black Book" of people containing names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.

James Wilson - Was found dead in May 1993 from an aparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.

Kathy Ferguson - Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson died in May 1994 was found dead in her living roon with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she was going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones.

Bill Shelton - Arkansas state Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the gravesite of his fiancee.

Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton friend Dan Lassater died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.

Florence Martin - Accountant - Sub-contractor for the CIA related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. Died of three gunshot wounds.

Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair wi... [ Read More (0.5k in body) ]

The Clintons are Murderers By Any Name

This is fucking retarded!
Topic: Miscellaneous 3:31 am EDT, Aug 14, 2008

No wonder these people are unable to understand why we, as a nation do not ban things that some find offensive. It's because they are retarded. In fact, my grandfathers risked their lives in a war to fight against a tyrant who used the bastard science of eugenics to justify wiping them out all while burning books and banning thoughts. To hell with anyone who would try to ban ANYTHING in this nation, whether they agree with the sentiments or not. Anyone in favor of censorship in the United States of America, liberal or conservative (or retarded) should, themselves, shut up.

Even a "retard" can understand why the first amendment supersedes and lays the framework for the following amendments. People who wish to use censorship as a tool have no place in any debate.

This is fucking retarded!

One or Two Suggestions on How Not to Suck
Topic: Miscellaneous 2:40 pm EDT, Jul 26, 2008

Okay. I hate the fact that whenever I log into Memestreams, the goddam "remember me" option box is automatically checked off for me. Goddammit, this creates potential for trouble, if one uses this site on a public computer. The whole point of having a box to place a check in is for you TO PLACE THE FUCKING CHECK IN THE BOX!!!! NOT TO REMOVE THE FUCKING CHECK!!!!! Jesus, it's presumptuous and rude. Fuck you for doing this. Change it!

Also, those teletubby things have outlived their usefulness. Pick a new fucking mascot. Pick something less flamboyantly gay. Maybe use a panther, or a rottweiler. How about a Pit Bull swinging a bloody, possibly dead, baby around with its jaws where the baby's blood drops spell out the word "memestreams." Maybe you could use a river, a river of blood! Have little streams coming from the river, and those could symbolize the "meme streams." Another logo you could use is a picture of a jackass. That would make a powerful political statement, in addition to being a tried and true logo concept. Maybe you could make the logo a picture of a tampon licking its smiling lips?

Think about it.

One or Two Suggestions on How Not to Suck

RE: As the name implies, the Friday Grab Bag is a collection of community questions taken from the official Dark Age of Camelot forums. Add some announcements into the mix and you have a good read.
Topic: Arts 12:25 am EDT, Jul 19, 2008

george1455 wrote:
As the name implies, the Friday Grab Bag is a collection of community questions taken from the official Dark Age of Camelot forums. Add some announcements into the mix and you have a good read.

Q. Is Quillan Muire in Muire's tomb supposed to drop any loot? It seems like he is the "boss" of the dungeon but she drops nothing different from his surrounding guards. I know he has a quest associated with her, but the other named Muires along that quest can drop items. Thanks!

A. I would probably haggle a bit with Muire. I would say, "Hey, we got the same last name. Or maybe my last name is your first name. Suppose we are related! After all, how many Muires have you met in your life? Gimme a dollar off that piece of shit thing, there."

Q. I have noticed that the blunt weapon given to druids by the trainer is called an "Arch Mace". But it is actually a hammer. Is it supposed to be a hammer and is mislabeled or is it a mace with the wrong graphic?

A. It is neither. Rather, it is a vibrator. The whole thing was fucked up. Still is, as a matter of fact.

Q. How do I add the guild ranks to the house friends list so I can set the different permission levels?

A. That is an excellent question. Thank you for asking it. I would actually approach the house of friends list, and I would ask them what they are. I assume you are better acquainted with the house of friends list. You may want to ask them if they would hold onto your guild ranks for awhile. Even if you never intend on going back for them, just do that. That will fool them, enough. Offer to get them high as an incentive.

Q. My question involves the Alchemy drop items. Why does the Ancient Crushed Focus Stone only drop one at a time, while the Ancient Troll Blood, Ancient Giant Blood, Ancient Mirror, Ancient Pure Mercury, and the Enriched Quicksilver drops off the same mobs in stacks of 5? The Ancient Necrotic Brain Fluid and the Ancient Lich Tooth will drop in stacks of 3. There doesn't appear to be a level variation between the drops, and they are all used with Alchemy of 1000+. Shouldn't they all be dropped in the same quantity?

A. In a perfect world, that is indeed what would occur. However, people have had thousands of years to build a decent society with fair, pragmatic rules. Literally all our planet's best minds have come and gone, all trying to perfect this civilization and they've not yet succeeded. So what makes is think that this thing was gonna be any better? That's actually a better question than yours.

Q. I've been looking for a trophy mob - a pig called Jari. I've tried for many game-days to get it to spawn, either in the Abbey Farm or the Bandit Camp, by killing Wild Sows nearby. No luck so far. Is there any way you can confirm that it still exists or any advice you can offer?

A. Yes, dead things can't fuck or inseminate or be imprenated. That's the first thing you have to ... [ Read More (0.3k in body) ]

RE: As the name implies, the Friday Grab Bag is a collection of community questions taken from the official Dark Age of Camelot forums. Add some announcements into the mix and you have a good read.

Sex Zombies Drummer Rips Memestreams Co-developer! A Memestreams Exclusive
Topic: Miscellaneous 3:00 am EDT, Jun 28, 2008

In an exclusive scoop, Charles "Jackets" Monroe, drummer/vocalist for premier outlaw rock band The Sex Zombies went on record today with a bitter diatribe directed at Memestreams co-developr Nick LeVay.

When asked about Mr. LeVay, Monroe opined, "You tell him that he's not acting like Nick LeVay, anymore. From now on, I'm gonna call him Nick LeGay."

Looks like it's gonna be a cold night in the Hamptons, folks.

Nick LeVay's spokespeople did not return our calls or issue any statement at this time, so we approached LeVay himself and he issued this statement:

"I will hang his balls on my wall...No thats kinda too strong for an official statement. Wait! When I was on the phone with him he was joking...I haven't heard about the Nick LeGay thing. I'm sure he was being facetious."

He then added that the whole controversy had taken it's toll on him.

"I'm at the point of physical collapse...every weekend something goes wrong in DC."

Every weekend, sir?

"The past few weekends, yea. I think it's a good idea for me to actually be here Sunday evening."

So there you have it! This weekend, Nick LeVay can be seen in Washington, D.C., so pay special attention on Sunday evening.

Meanwhile, Monroe's band, The Sex Zombies, can be seen Saturday at the Saint in Asbury Park, Sunday at Dingbatz in Clifton, NJ. Then, on Thursday the third of July, they will rock the Brighton Bar in Long Branch, NJ. Be sure to check them out in New Brunswick at Nick Fury's Freedom Party on July 5th and then on Friday, July 12 At Chubby's in Red Bank, where they will Celebrate their one-year anniversary with some fellow bands.

You can get most of the appropriate intel at:

And, should you so desire, you can stalk Mr. LeGay at:

Sex Zombies Drummer Rips Memestreams Co-developer! A Memestreams Exclusive

A Memestreams Esclusive!!! Interesting Science Esperiment, conducted on the Information Superhighway!!!
Topic: Miscellaneous 10:24 pm EDT, Apr 23, 2008

Here is an experiment, conducted by Industrial Memetics, on 4/23/08. We had a tight hypothesis and all, but we were still in awe of this event in the history of human progress. Check it out! It's law, baby!

Memestreams Experiment
Code name: XOXO111


Go to and enter the term "google" in the search field. Then press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" command.

You will not be prepared for what happens next.

We are A-1 in the labs of Industrial Memetics. This is why they hire us rockin' engineers!

A Memestreams Esclusive!!! Interesting Science Esperiment, conducted on the Information Superhighway!!!

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